Today is Friday. You hear there’s a new album by Drake. You press play, ready to ride
The album begins with Drake’s singing voice in Keep Family Close. You are on your knees
9: You get yourself together. Sort of
A few moments later jamming to U With Me and Feel No Ways
Hype... The nostalgia is over, you’re dabbing to Hype. You know that this will be your song as you clean your apartment this weekend
Weston Road Flows... Everything was all good, until you hear the sample of Mary’s Joint. Really, Drake?
Redemption: Drake is clearly singing to you. Where are the tissues ?
With You... Emotional u-turn, PartyNextDoor starts singing and you’re pretending you were not on the verge of calling your ex a song ago
Faithful... You hear Daniel Daley’s voice and you suddenly can’t remember your name
Still Here: You’re not over Faithful then this jam starts playing. All tears forgotten
Controlla: You don’t know if you want to slow wine or cry over the guy who you had a crush on in 2nd grade
One Dance: You no longer take the dancing tracks for granted. You dance like there’s no tomorrow. You don’t know what’s coming next in this new anthology of 'Drake’s breakups and heartaches'
Grammys: This track reminds you that you’re actually listening to a hip-hop album
Childs Play: At this point you give up on any attempts to understand what is going on and let your body feel the music
PopStyle: 'Turn my birthday into a lifestyle'. Okay
Too Good. It’s the follow-up to Work you didn’t know you needed
Summers Over Interlude: Summer hasn’t even begun and you’re not sure how much more you can handle
Fire and Desire: You feel like you can sing it like YouTube cover star (but you really can’t, so stop)
Views: It’s almost over and you realise you have gone through three break-ups, two one-night stands and three night out in just one album
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