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Today is Friday. You hear there’s a new album by Drake. You press play, ready to ride
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The album begins with Drake’s singing voice in Keep Family Close. You are on your knees
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9: You get yourself together. Sort of
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A few moments later jamming to U With Me and Feel No Ways
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Hype... The nostalgia is over, you’re dabbing to Hype. You know that this will be your song as you clean your apartment this weekend
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Weston Road Flows... Everything was all good, until you hear the sample of Mary’s Joint. Really, Drake?
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Redemption: Drake is clearly singing to you. Where are the tissues ?
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With You... Emotional u-turn, PartyNextDoor starts singing and you’re pretending you were not on the verge of calling your ex a song ago
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Faithful... You hear Daniel Daley’s voice and you suddenly can’t remember your name
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Still Here: You’re not over Faithful then this jam starts playing. All tears forgotten
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Controlla: You don’t know if you want to slow wine or cry over the guy who you had a crush on in 2nd grade
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One Dance: You no longer take the dancing tracks for granted. You dance like there’s no tomorrow. You don’t know what’s coming next in this new anthology of 'Drake’s breakups and heartaches'
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Grammys: This track reminds you that you’re actually listening to a hip-hop album
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Childs Play: At this point you give up on any attempts to understand what is going on and let your body feel the music
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PopStyle: 'Turn my birthday into a lifestyle'. Okay
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Too Good. It’s the follow-up to Work you didn’t know you needed
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Summers Over Interlude: Summer hasn’t even begun and you’re not sure how much more you can handle
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Fire and Desire: You feel like you can sing it like YouTube cover star (but you really can’t, so stop)
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Views: It’s almost over and you realise you have gone through three break-ups, two one-night stands and three night out in just one album
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