We all love a bit of casual racism… Don’t deny it.
I am guilty of using the term #whitegirlwasted – a slightly cheeky offensive remark but totally a thing! And those of us of the ‘darker persuasion’ have had to deal with certain comments relating to our skin colour and culture since… well, since we can remember!
I mean, we all watched Dumbo as kids right?! Those jive-talking crows though, I mean: ‘I’d be done see’n about everythang, when I see a elephant flyyy.’ CRINGE.
I have never been one to get offended or riled up by the odd remark though, on the contrary I have found them to be rather hilarious! You really can’t sweat the small stuff and like I said, we are ALL guilty of it. There have been some classics thrown my way though which have made me blink a few times or gasp at incredulous shock (‘You didn’t just say that…did you?’)
The best was when I was about 14 and I was a somewhat model pupil at my rather distinguished all-girls boarding school in Buckinghamshire, England. As an exquisite example to my peers (I had the whole school fooled) I was occasionally tasked to take parents and potential new girls around the grounds and buildings on open days.
On one such day, I was doing my usual rounds of dorms, dining rooms, music school etc when I took my tour towards our chapel. Back then we used to wear badges of the activities and teams we were on so I had on my school uniform a ‘Choir’ badge among others (I won’t show off but several sporty and music ones because I was just such an amazing and #blessed child).
So, there I am talking about chapel and choir and morning service … yadda yadda … when one rather brave (and foolish) father of one of the girls peers at my ‘Choir’ badge on my chest and then exclaims:
‘Oh how wonderful, they have a gospel choir in the school?’
No… They do not…
Moments of awkward silence. I death stare man. Man turns bright red. Daughter of man death stares her father. Man looks like he’s about to pass out. Man moves quietly to back of the group. Man does not speak the rest of the tour.
Bible, that totally happened and it is still the greatest moment of casual racism in my LIFE.
So here are 15 examples of casual racism that made us LOL, SMH and mutter WTF…
Black. Apparently I don’t sound ‘black’.
For a wannabe rapper.
Am I pineapple?
LUCKY ME. I must be special.
Logistically, where else could I really be from???
Why are your lot always so tedious?
Yeah it’s a great country.
I am hardly Carlton from the Fresh Prince but okay?
So can you, we both know you are not a natural blonde.
It believe it is called ‘hip hop’.
I went to Sweden once and met the Bergerstedts – do you know them???
I mean yes I was probably swaying towards it but now you have incensed me with that remark and made me hangrier (hungry +angry) than I was. So now I am going to have the seabass.
This ain’t a tan fam.